Its been a little while since we put out Tiger Helicide's debut album, 'Fight for Your Riot'. Name sound familiar? Hopefully ya listened to it (and purchased it at a very reasonable price!). If ya haven't, you can remedy that error by listening to it on this page's music player or on Spotify. Or buy it. Done? Good. Now I present the background and motivation of the lyrics to all 14 songs that form FFYR. I'll eventually write about every aspect of the songs, particularly the music side, but I wanna take the time to really properly explore all avenues. I also wanna cover the perspectives of all the musicians involved. There's a lot more to the story, but for now, here's a taste....
Kung-Fu Double-Noose:
David Carradine was a B-list actor most popular for his roles in the Kung Fu television franchise and, more recently, the Kill Bill movies. He was also the son of actor and cult fave, John Carradine. On June 4 2009, after a career spanning decades, 72 year-old David Carradine was found dead in a Bangkok hotel from accidental auto-asphyxiation while performing self-bondage. That's perfect tabloid fodder with any actor, but add to that his history with martial arts, and ya get conspiracy theories and unanswerable questions. Was he killed by an ancient clan angered by his profiting through the exploitation of their techniques? Was it the same clan that cursed Bruce and Brandon Lee? Why did they try to suffocate his dick?
Chinese Heart
This one's about the Whores of Babylon, a very short-lived punk super-group featuring Dee Dee Ramone, Johnny Thunders, and Stiv Bators. In the 70s, Dee Dee had written a song about heroin called 'Chinese Rocks'. With the Ramones unwilling to perform it, Dee Dee passed the song to Richard Hell, who added a couple of lyrics. Hell had recently been fired from Television and joined the Heartbreakers (NOT the Tom Petty band of the same name) with former New York Dolls Johnny Thunders and Jerry Nolan. When Hell left to form Richard Hell and the Voidoids, Thunders and Nolan added their names to the credits and continued performing the song and recorded it on their classic 1977 album, L.A.M.F. 'Chinese Rocks' became the signature song of Johnny Thunders. The Ramones did eventually record the song in 1979, changing the title to 'Chinese Rock'. It appears on the Phil Spector-produced End of the Century credited solely to the Ramones. The Whores of Babylon came about at the end of the 80s when Dee Dee had left the Ramones (as well as his infamous turn as rapper Dee Dee King) and former Dead Boy Stiv Bators left another punk super-group called Lords of the New Church and the two joined Thunders, who'd had been performing solo or with a reformed Heartbreakers. All three battled lifetimes of drug dependency causing constant turmoil while they lived in Paris together. The band imploded shortly after recording a demo. Not long after, Bators, who still lived in Paris, was hit by a car. Not recognizing the seriousness of his injuries, he later died in his sleep at his apartment. Thunders died soon afterwards from an O.D. in New Orleans. Dee Dee Ramone carried on until 2002, when he too died from an overdose. In his autobiography, Dee Dee Ramone stated his belief that Bators had tried to steal his song, the demo Poison Heart. Indeed, the Whores of Babylon version appears on the posthumous Stiv Bators album, Last Race. The Ramones recorded their version on their first Dee Dee-less album, Mondo Bizarro. That version appears over the end credits of Pet Sematary 2. It also has a terrible video that rips off R.E.M.'s 'Losing My Religion'. Our song, 'Chinese Heart' is written from the perspective of Dee Dee with addiction personified (or monsterified). For the record, I can't help but notice that 'Poison Heart' bears more resemblance to a post-Dead Boys/pre-LotNC era Stiv solo track than most of what Dee Dee had released up to that point, though some of Dee Dee's later material is certainly comparable.
Axe Murderer
Not much depth to the lyrics of this one. Basically, we needed a B-side for the Romero & Juliet Halloween single. Wanting to stick with the horror theme, Casey made the comment, "I'm sure you've got a song about an ax murderer or something." So twenty minutes later, I came back to him with the lyrics. That pretty much explains the stream-of-consciousness insanity. We had the music down in 15 minutes and we recorded the original version of the track a week later.
So In Love...
I actually wrote this one in high school. The Mostly Harmless?, my first band, performed it and even recorded a studio version in 1999. My second band, the Brain Drainers also used to play it. The subject of a couple getting sick of each other is pretty easy for most people to relate to. I'm one of the lucky few to have found their soul-mate. For a relationship to work, you have to really enjoy being with that other person. We still talk for hours. We still make fun of other people together. My wife is my best friend. I feel sorry for anyone who settles for less than their equal because that has to be a miserable existence.
Dino-Rider
This song is more based on me, my brother, and our friends playin' with the toys when we were kids than the very brief cartoon series it spawned. Man, those toys were AWESOME! We always wanted the bad-guy dinosaurs because they came with the little mind control helmets. I'm a sucker for accessories!
Amityville Whore
The Amityville Horror is a great book. Total bullshit, but a great book. I view it as a 70s Blair Witch Project in book form. There's some obvious Exorcist influence that'll provoke a groan, but the exploitation of real murders and the child's supposed drawings of Jodie the pig make for a creepy read. The movies suck. All of them. To varying degrees. The title is a none-too-clever wordplay that also serves to illustrate the excesses the song describes.
Rock'N'Roll Commando
'R'n'R Commando' is designed to be an over-the-top, provocative call-to-arms and a statement of stylistic intent. We mixed bad-ass with geek culture and added a spoonful of bad taste. We actually wrote a lot more lyrics. If I ever stop singing mid-verse at a show, its because I accidentally sang one of those 'lost lines' that doesn't have a proper follow-up line. Some of the imagery really is empowering to us, especially the 80s cartoon references. That's not say we were brain-washed by toy marketing as children, but our minds were definitely given a sponge bath.
Romero & Juliet
I love the zombie movies of George A. Romero. All of them, even the new ones. Of course, 'Romero & Juliet' is a parody of Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet in title, but its mostly an absurd horror story framed as a love story with a bunch of movie references tacked on. Here's a list of said references:
1. The story takes place in Pittsburgh. Most of the Romero 'Dead' films take place and/or were fimed in the general Pittsburgh area.
2. The title character is a combination of George A. Romero and a zombie.
3. The character is mentioned having bags under his eyes. That's how Romero looked in his cameo in 'Night of the Living Dead'.
4. 'Gotta kill the brain / shoot'em in the head' is the most common way to stop a member of the undead.
5. George takes Juliet to the mall. 'Dawn of the Dead' takes place mostly in a shopping mall.
6. Juliet calls George 'Bub'. Bub is the name of the lovable zombie in 'Day of the Dead'.
7. 'No room in Hell, so he walks the earth' is a reference to a line in 'Dawn of the Dead' that was also repeated in much of its promotion.
8. A 'lucky scarf' is referenced. Romero used to wear his lucky scarf when directing many of his early films.
9. The story states that 'Tom Savini did the make-up effects'. Tom Savini is the legendary make-up artist for 'Dawn of the Dead' and 'Day of the Dead'. He portrayed 'Blades' in 'Dawn of the Dead' and returned in a cameo as a zombified version of that character in 'Land of the Dead'. He also directed the official remake of 'Night of the Living Dead' in 1990.
Decepticreeps
I love Galvatron. He's a rebuilt version of Megatron that features prominently in the 1986 animated Transformers movie and the third season of the cartoon TV series. He's stronger and he's straight up crazy!
He and Rodimus Prime are highly underrated. Optimus Prime and Megatron are rightfully iconic, but in absence of them, I'll totally take a young leader coming to grips with following a legend and facing off against a powerful madman who's going more and more insane with each passing minute. My favorite Galvatron quote: "Strategy is for cowards!" We open the song with the sound effect from an unrelated Captain Power toy because, well, Captain Power is awesome too!
Destroy Everything
The title implies a much bigger explosive perspective like, "RAARRR!!! DESTROY EVERYTHING!!! BLOW UP SHIT!!!! RARRR!!!", which would admittedly fit quite nicely with the rest of the set. Its really a more personal take of someone feeling crowded by those around them and being depressed. Surrounded but feeling alone. Finally, you just lash out and disillusion everyone who cares about you. So I guess its about the release of rage. An image has been lodged in my head for sometime of blood vessels and capillaries just stiffening and pushing through flesh. You'd be covered in tiny spines and no one could touch you.
Bomb Shelter
I want my own bomb shelter, plain and simple. I don't feel safe in my everyday life and no one else should. Gimme a great big underground security blanket! While I agree with the theory that if we let the terrorists affect our everyday lives then they kinda win, I also think that getting blown up feels a lot like losing, too. I think many of us have that survival instinct that makes us wanna build forts and buy weird survival tools. Its what makes us have hour-long conversations with our friends about what we'd do in the event of a zombie outbreak. We wanted to allude to the causes of country-wide paranoia, past and present. Hence the references to both the Red Scare and 9-11. Oh, and we threw in a 'Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey' reference. That's cool, right?
Lockdown
Crazy shit happens behind bars. Our former singer used to work in a jail and can attest to that. This a worse-case scenario. We tried to make it sound hectic and painful. Solitary confinement doesn't sound so bad.
Burning Blue
This song is about burning to death in a car. My dad's friend had a son who apparently had car trouble in the middle of nowhere late at night. This was before everyone had cell phones. He appeared to have decided to sleep the rest of the night in the car and go out for help in the morning. Vandals, thinking the car was empty, set it on fire. I guess the thought of burning while trapped in a car has stuck with me ever since.
Clouded Moon
This one was actually two completely different songs (both titled 'Clouded Moon') before it became the tale that it is today. Kolbey 'Koltrane' Leek and I wrote the lyrics from the perspective of a werewolf who is always desperate to find love in his human form. Time after time, he thinks he's found his true love, one that should care enough to accept him in both forms. He feels compelled to reveal his terrible secret. Of course, his lover reacts poorly, to say the least, when the man of her dreams painfully transforms into a vicious howling beast. The werewolf recognizes that he can't let the girl live knowing and telling others. Devastated, he does what he thinks must be done. What he always has to do. Like any tragedy, the events are totally avoidable. The werewolf could easily stop such carnage if he'd just take the time to get to know the girl. He could better judge if she's the right one and even find subtle ways to lead up to it. Instead, he lets infatuation get the better of him and he just springs chaos onto her...like he did the others. Or he could just threaten to eat her if she tells anyone. I'd keep my mouth shut! There is also a pleasure that the werewolf finds in his kills. When he gives up on love, he lets the animal side take over. The humanity in him is dead, he just doesn't admit it.